The horror had yet to end though as I entered the shower and let the blood wash over me. At this point I decided to stop caring and let it happen. The pain wouldn't end in any case.

But soon the flow of water was choked and stopped. Through the plumbing I heard a voice call out, "OP?"

I froze and shuddered. Clearly it wasn't stuck to any video game and I remembered all those Retsupurea readings of Crappypastas.

I looked up to the shower-head to see a pink unicorn looking down at me. Her smile unphased as she dripped with blood.

"Oh my, your cock is small." she said.