Okay so last night they sent me through a CT scan and turns out it was just ovulation pain.

Are you fucking kidding me. I couldn't even walk. And I have a very high pain threshold so if I say I need to go to the ER it hurts a LOT.

It's like my body was like, "You know I don't think her uterus gives her enough hell each month, let's get the ovaries in on it too."

At least the hospital had wi-fi so I powered through some FMA while we waited for the test results.