By the way, you guys think i'm joking, but this one time I attached a 75cc engine to a skateboard and flew off it at about 40mph down a country road. No protective gear. Left a lot of flesh and blood down the road. Could see a few of my bones. Poured about a gallon of vodka on myself and went on my merry way.

I loved being 17. It was a good age. 

Anyway I still have the scars to prove it. Honestly, though. The pain. Holy crap.