[quote=@Joegreenbeen]
<Snipped quote by The Mad Hatter>

Where have you been all my life. I've been wanting an axolotl for two years.
[/quote]

Trolling people on Battlefield and changing diapers, mostly. And stuffing my face; I do that a lot.

I've got four different breeds of axolotls. Bow to me as the Axolotl Queen.

I would say I'd sell you one, but I doubt you live closely enough for that. Unless you're a Dane.