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[b][color=red]JOHN CENA[/color][/b] the Fair and Just, holy high priest, savior of the people, lord of the Commonwealth, supreme commander of the Commonwealth Army, vanquisher of darkness, son of Bothgar, descendant of Edgar, brother in law of Inar, second cousin of Falknar, slayer of Gulgar, leader of industry, holy grace of the domains he protects, prevailing guiding light in times of dark shadows, master of the Seven Secret Fighting Arts, patron of Yinglar, married to 80 fine women, father of 920 children, patriarch of the nation, great explorer of the unknown, chaos god of fuckery, musician of epics, epic of music, collector of curios, trinkets and fine cheese, lord baby blender, grand architect of the Imprium, conqueror of Azerbaijan, space toaster Jesus, writer of stories and leader of the eternal crusade vi Narnia the 8th of Walpol.
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