[quote=@Free Faller]
Got my intro up. 

And could we perhaps refrain from poking the electricity-spewing dragon with giant, pointy lightning rods? I just feel like it would end up being not-fun times for everyone involved... or in the general vicinity, really.
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That doesn't sound very scientific.

I instead propose we poke said dragon, then record the results, then repeat that action a couple of times to make sure that the we've thoroughly replicated our original study.