The odds for winning the Mega Millions jackpot are 1:259,000,000. You are less likely to actually win the jackpot than:

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[*] Getting killed in a car accident (1:90)
[*] Hitting a deer while driving in Hawaii (1:6,267)
[*] Drowning (1:9,000)
[*] Having conjoined twins (1:200,000)
[*] Getting killed by a meteor (1:1,600,000)
[*] Dying by getting struck by lightning (1:3,000,000)
[*] Being attacked by a shark (1:6,100,000)
[*] Being killed using a right-handed product, if you're left-handed (1:7,000,000)
[*] Becoming president of the United States (1:10,000,000)
[*] Dying in a plane crash (1:11,000,000)
[*] Winning the Mega Millions second prize (1:18,500,000)
[*] Being crushed and killed by a vending machine (1:112,000,000)
[*] Hitting a hole-in-one on two consecutive, par-3 holes (1:156,000,000)
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