[quote=@Prince of Seraphs]
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Gloria would say you are altruistic, and naive and put money down on you being dead in six months.
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But I can get you drugs!  That makes me valuable.

Ok, technically I can get you added to the "drug rehab" list so that the doctors will give you Methadone injections once a day, or get you upgraded from Ibuprofen to Morphine the next time you get your ass kicked in the arena, but it's the same thing.