"Yep, look at the stuff we go-" My sentence was cut off by a whoosh of air and a dark figure who managed to shove me away, grab the katana, and then suddenly a cloud of smoke filling the room. I was sure he put some sort of hallucinogen inside the smoke, because before my eyes I witnessed all my party members and my myself turning into whatever sorts of animals. Robert started to turn into a mini-Kobold or something, our thief started to glow and shift into a bunch of feathers... oh, and I couldn't tell what I became. I had some feline legs and bird claws for hands, which actually didn't feel that much different from having normal Kobold hands.

"Argh, damn you to hell!" With sheer determination, I was able to pick up one of my fallen throwing knives and - get this - STAND UP. It hurt my back quite a bit, but I was REALLY pissed at that human, who didn't even take the time to fight us and try to steal the katana instead. Thankfully, he seemed to struggle to even hold the damn thing, trying to budge it as he limbed. Things got even more uncanny as I somehow forced my arm to jerk and threw a bloody green beam of light at the ninja, getting him right in the flesh of his arm. "Take that, ya coward!" I said with glee, before realising my predicament and falling back onto my claws. Hopefully this didn't last for very long.