[quote=@Extra]
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*slaps it away*
Nice try.
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*Scratches your hand when you get it near my hand*

[quote=@Multifarious]
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*Laughs*
Nah. I'll just leave him to fend for himself most of the time from now on.
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That'll be tough if you're living with him.