[quote=@Vigfast]
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.*

[i]*The bards speak of an ancient song with these lyrics that I'd recommend.[/i]

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Edit: (Apparently I'm slipping...)

<Snipped quote by Harbringer>

He hides it beneath his beard, right?
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No no, he hides it beneath his second, loin beard.