[quote=@Karl Kadaver]
[color=gray][sub]You're on my hit list.  THE hit list.  With a capital 'T'[/sub][/color]
[/quote]

You don't scare me, ratS kcalB. You're just a line of tiny gray text.

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[color=00aeef]Hi there! I'm Robbie Guy. I'm also known as Professor Robot-Builder-Guy![/color]

[color=6ecff6]And I'm Ivor. Professional hump-back and assistant to The Professor.[/color]

[color=00aeef]I live with my uncle Roger because my parents had to go do something for a while.[/color]

[sub][color=6ecff6]They died 4 months after The Professor was born. Uncle Roger hasn't worked up the nerve to tell The Professor the truth yet.[/color][/sub]

[color=00aeef]Did you just say something, Ivor?[/color]

[color=6ecff6]I don't think so.[/color]

[color=00aeef]Oh well. Anyway, Uncle Roger is a really good at making things. He's so good that people give him lots of money for some of the things he makes. I also good at making things. I make giant robots with bigger guns that make even bigger explosions![/color]

[sub][color=6ecff6]Uncle Roger is an artist.[/color][/sub]

[color=00aeef]What was that about an artist?[/color]

[color=6ecff6]What do you mean?[/color]

[color=00aeef]Never mind, I must have been hearing things. Anyway, Uncle Roger is also friends with Lindsay Connors, they've been friends since they were in preschool, which is great since I got to meet Kenny because of them! He's an awesome guy and he's also a knight! He's a magic sword and everything! Right Ivor?[/color]

[color=6ecff6]*Ivor nods*[/color]

[color=00aeef]I've met Miss Emily before too. She's really nice to everyone and she's really good friends with Uncle Roger[/color]

[sub][color=6ecff6]Uncle Roger and Miss Emily are dating.[/color][/sub]

[color=00aeef]Ok that time I know you said something. What did you say, Ivor?[/color]

[color=6ecff6]I said you are the bestest robot building professor in the whole universe.[/color]

[color=00aeef]You know I am! Now where was I? Oh yeah, there are these 2 girls I don't like. 1 is called Casey, the other is called Paisley. Casey took Kenny's sword made him cry. She got in trouble and Kenny felt bad about it though, so I don't hate her as much as Paisley. I hate Paisley the most. She called Kenny a crybaby, so I called her a jerkface. Paisley and I both got in trouble for fighting that day. We haven't liked each other ever since.[/color]