Good times. I remember when monsters had one fucking job: eat people, guard loot. Now they can go to school, be professionals, and we always have to dance around how they're portrayed in the media. Damn MJWs always calling us out on what should be accepted as good old fashioned tradition. And don't even try to start in on me with that treasure gap bs... Shit's a myth yo. 

Did you hear that a Goblin is running for governor of California? What's next, a kobold president? Slippery slope guys, slippery slope. Makes me so mad I'm going to go find a group of likeminded people on Facebook and post angry memes about it. That'll show the world that my opinions are valid.