[color=F7A24C]Hi, My names Tyler Sayles, but I like Garret better. Garret's my middle name. Most kids don't like their middle name, but I think mine's cool. Dad always says it when he thinks I'm doing something bad, but I'm just having fun. My dad's way cooler than other kids' dads cuz he's a nurse. He helps other people feel better when they're sick. One time I was out at sea too long and I got scurvy and Dad helped. Oh, actually Dad says it was just a bad cold, not scurvy. He's a land lubber so he doesn't get things sometimes. 

Anyway Mom went on a business trip a while ago so aunt Lily is helping Dad lots. She takes us to Leandra's house sometimes, cuz her brother Matt and my sister Miranda are friends. I think they share cooties (gross!), but Miranda says they don't. Me and Leandra play a lot, even though she doesn't like spiders and I think they're super cool. And snakes. One time Paisley Quinn came over and caught a bee for Leandra but she didn't like it. I want a pet bee. Oh! Plus she's got another older brother, and he's in [I]high school[/I]. I wish I had a brother. Instead I got stinky Miranda. She thinks she's sooooo smart and says pirates are actually bad guys, but she's just jealous cuz I'm a captain! I'd like to see her try and get her own ship.[/color]

Um, yeah, these are uber fun and I might have to do more this weekend. :3