Hello, child. Can I call you child? Eh, whatever. It just makes me feel good about myself for always being the youngest. Welcome to the Guild, no feeding the avatars, please don't climb on the headers, here's your complimentary brochure as well as passport to the Underworld and minibar key. Is that it? Oh yeah, and have some breath mints. You can put them on your pillows so that you feel cared for, and somewhat like this is a hotel.

Happy Friday!