Madison: *teleports back to our house* ...Damn...
Me: He's like any other father. *is laying on the couch, reading The Curious Case Of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde*
Madison: I thought you weren't talking to me.
Me: If you want food tonight, my resented sister, shut up.
Madison: I'd cook something for myself.
Me: Madie, you can't even make a bowl of cereal without going all Homer Simpson on it...
Madison: ...Noted. *walks to her room*