[quote=@Legend]
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Back to the question, how are you all not dead yet?
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... Because we were not impaled, incinerated, suffocated, imploded, beaten, mangled, decapitated, or otherwise caused bodily harm, but in fact still have beating hearts, pumping blood, functioning organs, intact bodies, and otherwise standard health? I really don't know what you're getting at here.