I have a post 99% done (thanks for the reply Transience), but I need to finish a presentation on Ovulation and Mating Interest as moderators for women's accuracy in judging the sexual orientation of men from their faces.

So unless you'd like a post explaining how Crow's gaydar is going to be even more accurate when she is near peak fertility or when she is primed to have a mating interest...I'm afraid you'll have to wait until tomorrow morning.