OOF! *I drop the book and ball-up in pain, rolling off the couch. I mutter into the floor* That's it, I'm serving Lava Rocks for dinner. Madison can starve for all I care... *I get up and make my way over to a desk. I pull out a piece of paper and a pen, then sit down and explain everything that transpired in a letter and apologize, before folding it up, creating a small portal, sticking the note through it, and closing the portal. I then wait...* ...