[quote=@Dinh AaronMk]
>Not likening any political debate in Witcher terms.

Bernie would obviously be Iorveth, or Yeavinn.

And maybe Trump would be King Radovid "the top cunt" V.
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Trump is Radovid. To make Redania great again, you have to kick out all the [s]Mexicans[/s] Mages. 

Ben Carson is The Bloody Baron. He has experience with medical anomolies, but no matter what he does he'll end up playing second fiddle to Trump.

Chris Christie is Dijkstra. Like, if you know Witcher and you know the politic cycle, this doesn't need explaining.

Carly Fiorina is... I don't know, I can't come up with anything.

Rand Paul is Aryan La Valette. All he wants is for the government to leave him and his friends alone.

Jeb Bush is Birna Brand. He's annoyed that the crown doesn't stay in the family and is working to change that.

Huckabee is Caleb Menge. Nothing pleases his heart more than the smell of a burning heretic. 

Obama is Foltest. He's really damned cool, but people tend to get pissed at him easily.

Sanders is Saskia the Dragonslayer. His views are considered too Utopian by most, but he holds sway over some backwoods mountain territory with a name that starts with a V.

Hillary is Phillipa Eilhart. You don't know what she is planning exactly, and she has the women's vote. 

And the Koch Brothers are Emhyr var Emreis. It doesn't matter what happens to the rest, they are going to win in the end.