[quote=@whizzball1]
Mum just can't seem to stop patronising me these days. Today it's practically an insult because my room is [i]literally the cleanest room in the house[/i] and she wants me to read a children's book about how to clean a room, because apparently it'll "help with my organisational skills".
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Get her the Mr. Clean Magic Erasers and tell her to clean it herself if she thinks is not good enough XD loljk. Don't disrespect your parents I learned that one the hard way XD