[quote=@Legend]
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Ouch. Jerk move. 
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And it's made worse by the fact that she doesn't even think she's being mean. She thinks that she can improve my mind by having me read children's books. Excuse me, I get smarter by exercising my brain logically. I already did as much logical exercise as I could with children's books when I was [i]three[/i]; it's been twelve years and she still thinks that that's an enterprising option.