[i]Later on, two things would be discovered. The first being that the toilet in the West wing was now completely unusable for reasons best not mentioned. The second was that Gonad was asleep in the dining hall, lying splayed upon the floor after having consumed several legs of mutton. Why was he there? Who was he? Why couldn't he have shat outside? Sadly, none of those questions could be answered. It was one of life's great mysteries.[/i]