[quote=@Legend]
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Grape juice is drunken stupor inducing. Water is pure and wonderful.
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It's drunken stupir inducing because it's so good that it smacks you in the face and you don't know what to think.

[quote=@Mammalia]
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Both water [i]and[/i] unsweetened tea!
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I feel like your opinion about tea may be a little biased.
*Holds my finger and thumb just a small distance apart*