[quote=@Mammalia]
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It was pretty easy, actually! I just wondered if there was a dimension in Existence entirely filled with tea, so I set my Existence search-lights to tea and searched for the biggest continuous pocket--and lo and behold, there it was! Since it wasn't inhabited by any or close to any other inhabited dimensions, I found a way to claim it, and there you go!
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Now for the question that I pribably should have started with... Why? Why does such a large... body of tea exist?