[u]The Town of Lermas[/u]

Deep in the kidney if Texas lies the quiet smalltown of Lermas.
It's just like every other normal town.
It has street signs, a mayor, a school, and a floating sphere in the center of the park that buzzes when you get close to it and kidnaps people in the dead of night.
It's very normal indeed.

Don't believe me? Just ask the friendly population of 1,278.58 people, 325 pets, and 8,345,678 unmentionables hiding in the trunk of your car. 97.89% will say it's normal.

The others think that it's not.

They believe that eyes that watch you in your attic, a deaf man that eavesdrops on conversations, and having a pet talking ostrich is completely un-normal.

They're wrong.

Our town is completely normal like other towns.
Yes, or town is [i]very[/I] normal...
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An idea inspired by things like The Twilight Zone, Gravity Falls, Welcome to Nightvale, and other things I can't remember.
Any ideas? Suggestions? Tips? :) I really have no clue where this will lead.