Alright I am typing up a load of details for your all. You will be sorry you even asked when I get done. I get entirely to into this kind of crap which is why I was so vague in the first place! lol Anyhow, I'm going to post the first bit and then continue working on things. If you have any other questions or wish for specific details just PM me and if I decide it's relevant to other I'll add it in. 

Edit: Go check the 4th post down.