[quote=@Willy Vereb]
I have a very-VERY stupid and crazily expensive idea:

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A battleship with submarine-like streamlined design, underwater cannons (against submarines of course :lol) and a [b]FREAKIN' WATER-BOILING JET ENGINE![/b]
Yup, somebody had the [b]SHINING IDEA[/b] to build jets on water. Not waterjets. Those are completely sane. It's a giant boiler which uses the steam for propulsion through the waters like a classic jet does! The engine needs 10 minutes of preparation but when ready by my minimalistic estimates it can accelerate the 20,000 ton warship at 1.5G and the top speed of 100 knots! This is the only warship in the world which requires seatbelts! 
[b]FOR THE EMPEROR'S GLORY![/b] :lol :lol :lol
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Gnomes, step up your game right now!
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

EDIT: Of course it has yet to be built but when it's done it'd possess the single most massive jet engine know with roughly 15 meters exhaust diameter.
...Given if it won't blow up during the test run.
:lol
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At times like this, I'm not sure if the Elves are unstably dangerous, insane geniuses, stuipidly jackass'd or high as fuck. I'm going to say High as Fuck.
Elf 1: Duuuuddddeeee.... Imagine a giant jet engine, but UNDERWATER
Elf 2: Yeeaahhhh.... it'd go Vroom vroom under da sea
Elf 1: Awwww shhiiiittt, dis gonna b gud
Elf 2: Ikr? Gimme sum mo dat weed, we gonna need to be stoned higher than elf jesus to get dis to work
Elf 3: Umm... guys... this will not work.
Elf 1&2: BITCH, Y'ALL JUST NEED MO WEED, DIS WILL WORK, DIS GONNA B GUD. HIGH COMMAND GONNA GIVE US ALL THE PREMISSIONS