[quote=@Lugubrious]
I so should not have cornered myself into writing reviews for everyone.  This is going to take ages...


...what's this about Smash?
[/quote]

I'll say again: [b][i][u]You're FUCKED.[/u][/i][/b]

Just for a different reason this time. 

Also, Team SASG, report to your Bullhead when you're ready. I'll take it from there.