[quote=@Prince of Seraphs]
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After writing that it occurs to me that you might have done that as a joke but I'd still like some clarification.
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Twas a joke, bottom of the contest he says I won the contest. 

Also, for the record, I completely agree with what Krayzikk stated. 

[s]Definitely not because half of it came out of stuff I said on Skype[/s]