[quote=@Burthstone]
I'm home now, but I probably won't post. I'm tired, and I have doorknob-shaped dent in my head. *Hyperbole.*
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[quote=Dictionary]

hy·per
ˈhīpər/
adjective (informal)
hyperactive or unusually energetic

bole
bōl/
noun
the trunk of a tree.
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So...an energetic tree?