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[center][b]Aubrey Adkins[/b][/center]
	I clicked our apartment’s front door shut behind me as I returned from what I would call an, um, interesting experience (to put it nicely).  You always hear the saying that revenge is always best served cold.  Well, I just received some frigid just desserts this afternoon.  Of course there are worse things that could have happened.  At least Danielle had enough class not to try to trick me into signing up for an adult film or something like that.  But what I got wasn’t much better.

	“Where have you been?”  I heard Felecia ask me as I entered the apartment.

	“Probably banging Icon with her…”  Ashley began.  However, Felecia cut her off before she could finish her comment.

	“Could you stop?  Let’s be real here.  It was kind of funny the first time when you blurred it out, but after a while it just places a disturbing image in our minds that we really don’t want to imagine ever again.”

	[color=b22222]“Um…”[/color]  I began, still a little unnerved by what Ashley was going to say, [color=b22222]“Didn’t Kristin tell you?”[/color]

	Right on cue, Kristin burst into the apartment.  I actually didn’t notice that she wasn’t present when I first came home.  “Sorry that I’m late.  I got held up by this midterm I was just taking.”  It took her a few seconds to realize that I was standing there.  “Oh, Aubrey, how was your little ‘adventure’ with my roommate go?”

	Then there was an awkward silence for a few seconds.  Why did Kristin had to word it in that way?  It made what I was doing ambiguous and, since we of course thought that Danielle was an ‘adult actress’, they could draw some very wrong conclusions from what Kristin had said.  I was just lucky that their response did not come to that conclusion.

	“Why were you with Kristin’s roommate?”  Felecia asked me.

	[color=b22222] “Um…I kind of let the cat out of the bag about us thinking that she’s a porn star.  Then she conned me into going with her to her work, which so happens to be contrary to what we thought it was.[/color]

	“Wait, she knows that [i]we[/i] thought that about her?”

	Then I paused for a moment to think back to the conversation between me and Danielle.  [color=b22222]“Well, while she could infer that we all think it, I never said [i]we[/i] thought it.  So you all should be in the clear.”[/color]

	Felecia and Ashley gave a sigh of relief.  Who knows what Danielle would have compelled them into do if I had let slip that we [b]all[/b] thought that she was in a shady occupation.  Once that fear was dissipated, now they could turn to what I did that afternoon.

	“How did it go?  When will the photographic evidence be available?”  They all three asked me, each of them having a toothy grin now that they knew that they were safe from any revenge from Kristin’s roommate.

	[color=b22222]“I didn’t have a photo shoot.  That’s scheduled for later in the week.  I only signed some paperwork and was fitted for the swimsuit.  On that [i]was[/i] a nightmare.  I swear, by the time they found a top that would fit me, they were making up combinations of letters and numbers.”[/color]  Things could have gone worse.  Danielle could have signed me up for something like lingerie.  But I still think she’s trying to get back at me, especially when she said, I quote, that I would be ‘utilizing me assets’.  Why did I have to open my big mouth.

	“Looks like we have our very own Kate Upton here!  I’m sure Arby’s will be calling soon.”  Ashley half joked.

	[color=b22222]“Thanks.”[/color]  I said with the best sarcastic tone that I could muster.

	“You love going to the beach, Aubrey.  Just think of it like a vacation to a beach, except you have a professional photographer taking the pictures for you instead of one of us!”  Felecia tried to chime in.

	[color=b22222]“I don’t think that those two situations are quite the same.”[/color]