Asuka's Relationships in a nutshell:

Mao: "ffs sensei"
Taibushi: "lol who is this kid"
Reiji: "me no harem arigatougozaimasu"
Shingetsu: "wow ur real tall supermodel-san"
Toko: "oh hey there wanna SWORDFIGHT HUEHUEHUE"
Seichi: "this bish is still taller than me smh"
Seiji: "so much red holy shit"
Kanon: "GTFO KANON I'M TRYING TO RECORD HERE"

(Seriously I'm having way too much fun with this)