Name: Sans
Monster Type: Skeleton
Gender: Male
Occupation: Sentry for Snowdin, Waterfall, and Hotland, comedian.
Weapon?: None (uses magic)
Armor?: None (dodges)
Magic (up to three) : Varied Bones (blue, white), Gaster Blaster (white only), Gravity Shift (soul color change)
Personality: A lazy, laid-back comedian who is normally kind and reassuring, but can get downright scary serious when he's angry. He is also very observant.
Bio: Sans was a self-appointed sentry for all of the regions in the Underground, along with his brother Papyrus. He also worked a side job as a scientist. He had worked on a time machine, and studies quantum physics and manipulation, and began work on developing a prototype time machine, but soon stopped development. Soon after he took the job as sentry, Sans found this huuuge door. It was absolutely, without a doubt, [i]perfect[/i] for knock knock jokes. So, one day, he was doing what he always did to pass the time. He would knock twice on the door, saying "Knock Knock," but... this time, a woman's voice replied.
	"Who is there?" The voice asked. Sans was a little startled, but quickly gained his composure.
	"Dishes," Sans had said.
	"Dishes who?" the voice replied.
	"Dishes a very bad joke!" Sans said. The voice began roaring with laughter. Sans was astonished; this woman, whoever she was, was his best audience. So he began to tell more and more jokes, coming back often. One day, the voice asked him to promise never to kill a human who comes through the door; to instead protect them. Now, Sans hated to make promises, but... when someone loves bad jokes like that woman did, you could never say no. He agreed to watch over anyone who came through the door. One day, that very thing happened. A human, with yellow skin and a blue-and-purple striped shirt walked through the door. Sans, being his mischievous self, had scared the human at first before pranking them with a whoopee cushion handshake. They became friends soon enough, and Sans had fun talking to them and laughing with them, occasionally taking them to grillby's or the MTT Resort's restaurant. He judged them for their actions, and... they maintained a pure soul through and through.
	In the battle with Asgore, Sans had helped stop Asgore from initiating in battle with the human, only to soon be captured by Flowey. He didn't really know what had happened after that; in a blink of an eye, he was back to normal and the barrier was shattered. Flowey was nowhere to be seen. He went out and looked over the land with Frisk and the others, soon walking away to catch Papyrus before he got himself in trouble when he ran off.
	Since then, Sans has 'worked' as a comedian, and as a guard for the MTT Resort. He was pretty good, and because he had both jobs, he had twice as many breaks as usual. He didn't change much, but has reminisced on the days of the Underground.
Appearance: [hider=Sans Images] [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZcoqR9Bwx1Y/maxresdefault.jpg[/img] And when in battle: [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kk1EmBZ8YVQ/hqdefault.jpg[/img] [/hider]

Yes, I would smooch a ghost.