[quote=@The_written_John]
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Unless you know, the woman is sexually attracted to women or is not sexually attracted to anyone, because thats a thing, you know, xp 
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Maybe she's a robosexual?  If so, swing by my  shop.  I could build you a custom Mr. Handy.

(Now, what could I replace the saw blade with?)