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Seriously. Is this really such a big deal? Write how you want to write and get over the length.
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LENGTH MATTERS DON'T YOU KNOW?!?!?! (:D) I was less worried about the quantity and more impressed by the quality of your first post than anything. Obviously it didn't impede me however. I'm a FAST writer. Also I think Benji will eventually feel the need to visit the nurse/doctor with that bum leg. :D 

Exciting stuff. [@RoadRash] Thanks for the clarification about your lack of dick waving. I feel much better now (JK I was never worried in the first place, it was a nice little scene, gave me something to read whilst waiting for the water to boil)