[quote=@Flamelord]
<Snipped quote by Absolis>

He survived being submerged in lava, then being in a volcanic eruption, getting launched into orbit by said eruption, and then floating around the earth for something like 70 years (iirc). So,  a lot. 
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Well then. Makes sense then. And that's why I'm not butter that my set up for comedic value has to be changed.