[quote=@MelonHead]
Can we eagerly await the fabled exposition post later on today? 
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It would have been today but I got guilted into taking in a foster dog. So, I am so so sorry but it will still be another day. I am working on it right now; please be patient with me. :)

TL;DR about foster dog
She's [url=https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12239743_936385319460_5660309006071773247_n.jpg?oh=6849d62a538ff0ee908b47fa5bcc3c49&oe=56E3BFF6]adorable[/url] and super sweet, but she was living on the street and she's a HUGE pitbull puppy, still teething. She's been a handful. Monday was get her a bath and call everyone who might want a dog. Tuesday was teaching her to sit and stay and not pee in the house. If you know anyone in Dallas who needs a dog let me know! I'm not allowed to name her because then I'll keep her, but I've been calling her S.B. (side bitch)