[@Lmpkio]
"Leave the conquerors alone!'

Proceeds to draw all attention of every being within a 1 mile radius exclusively to the conquerors.

..... Seriously though, that's probably the very best way you could have thought of to grab everyone's attention, and getting all of them to come mess with you.

Gonna wait with posting until Absolis posts, but Apocalypse is definitely gonna want a piece of that.