[quote=@Sombrero]
(My god... I'm  now envisioning Caine from Kung Fu as a Pinkerton Agent...)
[/quote]

He would have made a damned fine agent!

Ye, don't worry about idlehands, she's just Texan and picky...I'll put a (sort of) sheriff in there, just for interactions sake.

Sadly for all, it is now 12:44 AM here and I am shattered, therefore I implore you all to just bare with me until tomorrow. I've got work, but I'll try to get a post up before then. 

Apologies again, ya'll doing so well and I'm sad to have stalled everything. :(

Aaaaanywho, do as you will for now - go outside, chat with family, pick flowers in the garden, pet a family animal, write a number one bestseller...or something...