[quote=@Kaithas]
When I played DnD, my lvl 1 Paladin alternated between decapitating ogres in a single stroke and falling off of cliffs over. and over. and over.

Anyway, just to be clear... I've got next contest, right?
[/quote]

Did you claim it before Shadowkiller did?  Shadowkiller claimed it a couple of hours ago, and I don't remember you telling me anything.  Am I nuts?