[quote=@Onarax]
My D&D experiences:

In one campaign, in my first session, I soloed the night's encounter in about 10ish minutes. Needless to say my next few sessions had everyone trying to prevent me from getting all the experience and gold again. 

In another campaign I started by playing a game of five finger filet with one of the other rogues. Still amazed neither of us lost a hand. 
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Unless I'm misremembering, the other guy's hand was a ghost. You couldn't have lost that even if you tried.