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The grinding will be fierce and atomic.

I'm glossing over the others, but I know Frank's plan to subdue Magarac will involve a large metal box and some liquid nitrogen. He'd bet there's at least one dude out there who'd pay for a big steel [i]dick[/i] to use as a hood ornament.
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Your villainous plan has a fatal flaw: What if Magarac turns out to be poorly endowed? I imagine this would be made worse by the fact that he'd be exposed to [i]cold[/i] liquid nitrogen. Unless this box has several atmospheres of pressure?... Aha! We must challenge him to battle in the Glenn Research center, ramp up the pressure to 70-something atmospheres, and then cover him with [i]warm[/i] liquid nitrogen to ensure ultimate wang quality!