[quote=@The 42nd Gecko]
The fact that I'd get aced by ten people stronger than I am before my fireworks display finished? The fact that I don't know many of the crucial players in said story's existence? The fact that I don't even have the manpower to set up the fireworks display, podium, and music? The noted problem of Sadlightning not doing anything? The fact that I'm just making stuff up in an attempt to set my opponents off guard in a way that will assuredly backfire? The fact that we don't have any assassination plans, at least that Měihóu knows about?

I'm pretty sure there's more than one problem.
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I was gonna say the fact that you posted in the OOC. But yeah, that works too.