[CENTER][h1][u][b][color=00a651]MEMEPIRES: AGE OF GRIMDANKNESS[/color][/b][/u][/h1][h2][i]How far will you go for sweg?[/i][/h2] In the year 9001 BtM (Before the Memes), the armies of the Dark Edgelord X-K1lla and his armies of shadows, armed with pure, undiluted EDGE swept over the land. No one could stand against his dark, unshaken, depressed wraith as he burned entire towns for HEARSAY. What we needed was someone who could unite us, someone who could lead us against the Dark Edgelord, someone with mad 1337 skillz and dank memes to defeat the Dark Edgelord. And we got such a person, the Meme55iah. The heavens opened up and our lord Gaben sent forth one of his Steam Salespeople to choose the Meme55iah. Gary Stu was transformed instantly from a nobody to the dankest 420 quickscoper anyone had even see. And with his quickscope-noscope-trickshot skillz, he fought Dark Edgelord X-K1lla's armies off, uniting the people of the Interwebz under him, his facebook page sky rocketing in popularity like his K/D ratio. Mowing down waves of unholy Edglings and N00Bs with his akimbo .50 caliber sniper rifles and a PornHub membership, the Meme55iah lead a dank ass purge of the Dark Edgelord's edginess that lasted for 9001 years. But once he had rekt the Edgelord, he did something unprecedented. The Meme55iah denounced the lord Gaben and the ways of Steamism, forming his own religion called Dankistanity and smoked weed everyday. The cult grew and grew until it over took Steamism, forcing lord Gaben to put down the Meme55iah he created. But his legacy lives on as Dankistanity lives on today as well as Steamism. Now, 2000 thousand years later in 2000 ADM (After Dank Memes), a new Dark Edgelord threatens to bleach the world in videos of nasty porn fetishes and grimdarkness. Grand Dark Edgelord xXSnipaYOLOswegXx. But now, there is no Meme55iah to save the nations. Armed with whatever they manage to find and their faith, the nations of the Interwebz must face off against this new Edgelord together or be destroyed. But their own flawed morality is called into question when the tropes start to fail and not everything is as blue and orange as it once was, forcing them to take dramatic measures even on their own populance. It is truly an Age of Grimdank. [hr][hr]Hello! Welcome to the dankest NPR ever made. First thing first if you couldn't tell, this is a PARODY NRP. Its not meant to be taken seriously and its meant to have some lulz over. That said, let's get to a Q&A session! [hr][hr] [color=00a651][h1][u]Q&A[/u][/h1][/color][/CENTER] [h3]So... wtf am I looking at???[/h3] Pixels on your computer screen dipshit. [h3]No, really, wtf is this?[/h3] This is just something I thought of [s]while stoned af on powdered unicorn horns[/s]. I just wanted to see if a less serious NRP would have a chance to survive. I personally see it as something unique from the standard fare of fantasy/sci-fi/etc NRPs have fallen into, not to say those NRPs can't be good. [h3]Oh, that's cool. Where's all the NS guide and stuff?[/h3] That is all still in an embryonic stage somewhere in my mind behind a wall of lampshades and stupidity. If this gets enough attention and interest, I'll look into making some stuff for it. [h3]Sweet, any way I can help?[/h3] I know for a fact that I'll be needing co-GMs [s]since christ almighty knows I kinda suck at GMing ;~;[/s] to help run and keep track of stuff. I'll also be needing someone who can make/edit maps since once again, I suck at finding good maps and lack a program to edit picture on. [h3]Got it, now what?[/h3] [url=http://www.quickmeme.com/img/d4/d4c7ed99c07a00c53309d835d78316a8cc36af60107131bed123b3f056b5e5bf.jpg]Now we just wait for enough interest to convince me this was a good idea.[/url] [hr][hr] [center][color=00a651][h1][u]Rulez:[/u][/h1][/color][/center] [list][*]Have fun! No, really, this is meant to be a sort of stupid thing we can all enjoy and have some laughs at hopefully [*]Good humor required. Rly, having dick jokes plastered about without any style ain't funny m8 If you can use it in the right spots at the right time, I'm more than welcoming to most kinds of humor [*]Don't complain about anachronisms and the like, really, this is basically an anything-goes NRP. Shit ain't going to make sense and/or run on nonsenseolium. [*]Be creative! I [b]hate[/b] people who either copy paste nations or use something really generic. If you do want to use something inspired by something else or want to use generic-ism (?) as a thing for you nation, just tell me before hand. [*]Don't be a dick. I'm allowing people to use sterotypes for their nations as long as its all in good faith and humor. If I feel like you're taking it too far, there will be problems. [*]GM's and co-GM's words are law, you fuck with it and thou shall get rekt [*]This list can be edited at will by the GM (all glorious and mighty me, bow before me plebes mwuhahahaha) at will without notice. I reeeaaally hope I don't have to do this however. [*]Any NS submitted for examination cannot be WIP or otherwise incomplete.[/list] [hr][hr] [center][color=00a651][h1][u]Build-A- [s]Bear[/s] Nation:[/u][/h1][/color][/center] [hider=Nation Sheet Guide] [code] [center][h1][/h1] [img][/img] [url][/url][/center] [b][u][h2]Government and Economy[/h2][/u][/b] [i][h3]Type of Government:[/h3][/i] [i][h3]People of Importance:[/h3][/i] [i][h3]Economical System:[/h3][/i] [b][u][h2]History, Demographics and Culture[/h2][/u][/b] [i][h3]Species/Race:[/h3][/i] [i][h3]Demographics:[/h3][/i] [i][h3]Culture:[/h3][/i] [i][h3]Religion:[/h3][/i] [i][h3]History:[/h3][/i] [b][u][h2]Geography, Cities, and Industries[/h2][/u][/b] [i][h3]Territories:[/h3][/i] .> > [i][h3]Major Cities, Points of Interest:[/h3][/i] [i][h3]Climate:[/h3][/i] [i][h3]Economy:[/h3][/i] [b][u][h2]Military[/h2][/u][/b] [i][h3]Organization:[/h3][/i] [i][h3]Units:[/h3][/i] [/code] [/hider] [hider=Map of World] [IMG]http://i66.tinypic.com/2r4ol6s.png[/IMG] [/hider] [hr][hr] ／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　 　　 　ム｀ヽ / ノ)　　 ∧　　∧　　　　）　ヽ / ｜　　(´・ω ・`）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ /　ﾉ⌒＿⌒ゝーく　 ＼　　／ 丶＿ ノ 　　 ノ､　　|　/ 　　 `ヽ `ー-‘人`ーﾉ / 　　　 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ 　　　／｀ヽ /\_' [sub]I apologize for everything Dx[/sub]