[quote=@Polyphemus]
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Honestly, I was just making a joke there. Somewhere inconspicuous makes a whole hell of a lot more sense. I mean, that's why you guys are meeting at an anonymous funeral home instead of right under the Gateway Arch.
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You want inconspicuous? Buy everyone a ticket to a submarine tour and have the captain/guide reveal himself as the one who set it up when they're all underwater.