Sadly this one isn't as funny I guess...

A long time ago, in a country far, far away we were out in the wilds of war preserving peace and doing the battle with terror-isms. At one point in this mighty adventure we had to field and range artillery. Well we didn't but we were there while the Artillery Specialists did their thing. One of our guys was a tyro to the big guns and just so happened to have to utilize. When the first shot fired he thought it was a joke and they weren't that loud. So he didn't shelter his poor ears from the blast. When it fired he proceeded to shit himself, literally. He tried to hide it, but it's hard to hide a smell like that. So as he awkwardly waddled away we couldn't help but laugh as we shelled the baddies.

He later changed his pants and underwear.

THE END!