While we wait for things to be sorted out, I've edited my last post to be a little more stylistically pleasing and expanded it by a few paragraphs. The content is still the exact same but it's not quite as dull as before - just in case anybody wants to read through the story so far once more to pass the time.

[@Moon] Hold that thought. If you still have that post somewhere, keep it close and ready. Putting it in the thread will have to wait until Rosalind has found new participants.