[i]Gonad dropped one of the books on the ground and began pissing on it. All this walking irritated the bladder. He glared up at the ceiling and began telling the other knights the Legend of the Sky Yak.[/i]

[b]Hrah... Many seasons ago, no life on world there was... Barren was sky, black and empty! But then, gruh, came potent Sky Yak! Fertile she was, and gave birth to many yaks! But too far was drop, so died many did... Piled high were infant yaks, bodies that reached heavens! Soon high enough were dead yaks that live yaks could land safely, bwuh. Became planet did bodies of dead yaks, and living yaks did go into seas and sky to become birds and fishies! Soon did yaks learn to walk on two legs! Became men they did! Such be truth from lips of Gonad. Know such and grow mighty![/b]