[i]Gonad stripped buck naked and began Mario-bouncing onto the head of each monster, killing half of them in eight seconds. He then grabbed the remaining ones, grouped them into pairs, and shoved each one's head up its neighbor's ass. Epic battle scene, very Legolas. He could just kill monsters and stuff all day long. He then set fire to the library with a tinderbox, lighting a cigar off the burning remains of the Necronomicon and taking turns puffing and gulping from a flask of whisky.[/i]